Yarr, Be Doin' Yer Part Fer Global Warmin'!

Avast and stand to, there, ye lily-livered swine!

Bein' a scurvy book-readin' liberal, ye likely know that today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Let me hear yer saltiest 'YAR!', ye slippery squids!

Arr, and sad it were, too.

But cheer up, ye naves. Though yer piratin' be weak as a milk-fed babe, ye are still doin' yer part to sink the dreaded scourge of Global Warmin'. Yar!

Best be rememberin', the same barnacled legend that first did show us the Flyin' Spaghetti Monster (and blessed be His Noodly Appendage, yar) also tells the tale of Piratin' and Global Warmin'.

Arrrrrgh! Ye blasted Dirty Hippies think ye invented wind power, but we Pirates were usin' our sails to run the seven seas long before yer grandfathers were a gleam in the milkmaid's eye. It weren't carbon we was capturin', but it were all about the renewables. YAR!

So, stand tall, ye soft-handed bookaninnies. Talk like a Pirate and do yer part to send Global Warmin' down to Davey Jones Locker.

Arrrrrrrgh!